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  • imconfused
    07-09 09:15 PM
    It's too late there's a big stick up your ass already how much farther can they really push it in.


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  • webm
    02-28 01:36 PM
    Dear friends,

    I am not fully clear on this..

    Are they going to be seperate FP notices one for 485 and one for 765??

    So far I have received only one FP notice..So does this effect EAD renewals??

    Any one on the same boat??


    Thanks!




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  • humsuplou
    03-09 01:30 PM
    Right, one can own but not run a business with H1-B, but can own and run with EAD.

    Thanks again!!!




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  • iamakshay
    05-28 05:43 PM
    Thanks Ryan for reply but I am bit confused... Do I need to have US Visa for working with Canadian company, even if company don't have anything do with US.

    It's canada based company and will be working remotely.



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  • DSLStart
    10-02 09:07 AM
    He better shut up and not make fun of Indian accent. George Allen an senior senator from VA had to face defeat last election over his macaca comments.




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  • sertasheep
    08-03 10:01 PM
    If PA members can't make it to the rally, I suggest that members can atleast cheer and meet up with other members who are in transit (eg, provide moral support, refreshments, by meeting at some rest area in MD or DE)

    Thoughts]?



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  • GlobalCitizen
    08-21 03:40 PM
    I have the similar situation, worrying about not getting receipt before expiration date. I called USCIS, the lady told me that as long as I filed before the expiration day, I'm okay to work. If someone else could call USCIS, get different people answer this question, and confirm this, that will be helpful.

    What number Would I call? 1-800-375-5283 is just messages




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    05-02 06:45 PM
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  • xela
    11-20 09:10 AM
    [QUOTE=PavanV;1128388] That said, i believe charity begins at home, one must take care of its own kith and kin before extending arms to others.


    Now here is what you first said in your post before you edited it, this is what I got in my email:
    " Being emotional is OK, but one must be pragmatic. If one wants communism please head to China. "

    So you send me to China just because you did not like what I said.
    Now how do you think the Chinese here feel about your oh so nice comment.
    Really all I was trying to say is by talking the way he did above we dont make things better we just make it worse.

    And guess what you saying charity begins at home, well then how can you blame the Americans that do that for being racist (oh lets not forget only against Indians because you are the only ones here from a foreign country)
    ,...they are not seeing it as that, they are just doing what you said putting themselves first and forgetting about the fact that a lot of us have been here for a long time built lifes had kids and that it is hardly fair to send us "home" now. Or about that some of us would open companies. Someone in need for food for their family does not think clearly they are emotional and scared!
    Talk to them and about them with compassion and you might just turn the way they think. I have done so many times.

    I am not saying what they do is right, but what you 2 said here isnt the way to go either in my opinion, you can go ahead and crucify me for it, thats fine. But I rather say what I think than sit there and be silent.

    And in the end my message was mostly about the "it s all always against Indians" theme that seems to be so prominent lately....Do you really think you are the only ones and the rest of us doesnt count....well thanks for that.




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  • a_yaja
    06-22 10:04 AM
    1. No, unless she goes out of country and re-enters US on H1 visa on or after Oct 1st

    Thanks but she has I-94 attached with her H1B. So the change of status from H4 to H1B is already approved. and thus she doesnot have to get out of country. Do you agree?

    2. It will not invalidate H1 visa, but she will be in AOS Pending status. In order to be on H1 status, she needs to do #1

    So if she doesnot use EAD, What will be her status after Oct 1? H1B or AOS-pending? I thought H1B is non-iimigrant status and there is nothing called AOS-pending status. Are they interrelated?

    3. EAD is good for any employer (including H1 employer), but H1 is good for one employer (as mentioned in H1 approval notice). H1 can be revoked by employer.

    Yap, but she is not planning to change employer. EAD needs to renwed every year and now USCIS has frozen interim EAD and in future, there will be uncertainity of "timely renewal" of EADs. So i would rather have my wife on H1B and not working with EAD.

    SO the question is:

    As her I-94 is attached and COS if approved with H1B, Can she work on I-485-EAD/H4 from Aug 1 - Sept 30 and then work on H1B from Oct 1 - next 3 years from the same company?

    Please advise.

    My understanding is that the COS is from H4 to H1. If you wife uses EAD to work, she will no longer be on H4 status. So, to get to the H1 status, she will leave the country and enter once again on H1. I think that is what desi3939 is also saying.

    You should however consult a lawyer and get his/ her opinion. Everthing else is not legal advice and you should not go by our opinions.



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  • WeShallOvercome
    08-03 12:12 PM
    So my status doesnt change until my I 485 is approved- any idea how long that will take? My H 1B expires in Nov of 2007 should I get an extension? Thank you for your replies- Lisa


    After you file your I-485, your status changes to 'Adjustment of status' or 'Adjustee'.

    On this status you have 2 options to be able to work:
    1) Use EAD, in that case you lose your H1-B status and if your I-485 is denied for any reason, you fall out of status immediately.
    Please note that if you use EAD, you HAVE TO use AP for travel.

    2) Continue using and extending your H1-B until your I-485 is approved and your status is adjusted to 'Permanent resident'.

    You can switch from H1-B to EAD anytime, but there are limitations on whether you can easily switch back from EAD to H1-B.


    Good luck




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  • Raju
    08-19 09:06 AM
    its on main home page,

    here is the link

    http://murthy.com/news/n_2yrerr.html

    This is wrong!!!!

    I got 2 Yrs EAD. My I-140 is still pending. I know a few folks that also got 2 yr EADs with I-140 still pending



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  • xgoogle
    07-20 11:27 AM
    We applied for her AP renewal on July 1st 2009 and on the status page, it says approval notice sent on July 16th. At the same time I also see a soft LUD on her I-485. The new date is 07/15/2009 but no status update. Are these two events connected or is someone actually looking at her I-485? Note, she is not current per priority date, however Texas processing times have been updated recently.

    Any comments?




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  • samrat_bhargava_vihari
    05-03 04:55 PM
    janakp, why do you have to post your stupid reply to every single post.You are acting like a policeman at stoplight, trying to direct everyone.
    Sadly Immigration voice is giving importance to the “ number of posts” rather than “number of valuable posts” .
    Some people are more interested to upgrade their title by putting more number of comments, which will have no information.
    I request every one to understand that these are just somebody thoughts/comments some time they may be correct and some times
    they are just garbage.

    Janakp Can you tell us how many valuable posts you posted out of you 328 posts.



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  • aruny5
    10-26 01:01 PM
    My wife was on H4 earlier and then she coverted her visa into F1 (student). She got I 20 form from school with her, But She doesn't have F1 stamp on her Indian Passport. She got 2 hour halt in Paris.
    Does she need French transit visa ??




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  • SSSarkar
    06-24 06:33 PM
    I am also applying 485 and my lawyer told me that the passport should be valid for atleast one year.

    Hello All,

    I am from India and I am getting ready to file my 485 in 1st week of July. I have an approved 140.

    I have two issues I am not sure about how to procced --

    1. My wife's name is wrong in her birth certificate. also, my mother's name is not present in my birth certificate. I am getting both of our parents to execute affidavits. Do these affidavits need to be originals when I submit them with my 485 appln? Or my folks in India can scan them and email me and I can submit copies with my 485 appln?

    2. My passport is expiring in Oct 2007. Some people have mentioned that your passport needs to be valid for six months at the time you file for your 485 appln. Is this true? I have not found a definitive answer anywhere.

    Please let me know if you know anything about these questions. Appreciate all your responses.

    Thanks.



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  • Ramba
    08-07 08:31 PM
    Thanks. Yes, I am an Indian citizen.

    Do I need NO status even if I were on the company's pay roll and getting paid in US dollars while working outside US?

    ---Once you leave US, you are not in any status, even if you have a visa stamp or H1 approval. If you are a H1B beneficiary, an US employer cannot put you in US payroll, if you are not physically present in US, working at the worklocation specified in LCA. The only exeption is if you go for a short vacation while working in US in H1B. You should be a US citizen or LPR, to be in US payroll without physically present in US.

    In spite of their gracious offer to allow me to work remote, I do foresee a need where they would require my presence (a week or so at a time). Will B1 cover a visit to the company that I am getting paid for? Or, is there a type of B visa that allows me to visit the company and actually work for it?

    ---There is no such B visa that gives work authorization in US. The best advise is start a bussiness in India and do the service to your US client and incoive them and get the money in US doller. Wehn you are ready to come to US, request them to sponser H1; any way H1B quota is never going to fill.


    If you/any others help me point to someone who can help me with IRS implications, that would be great. I don't expect this to be simple, thus my effort to do it the right way. The last thing I would want after spending 10 years here is to break the law.

    My company and I will consult before signing on the dotted line. This is just ground work and thanks for all who take the time to answer these questions.

    ---




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  • arnet
    11-22 06:31 PM
    hey nivasch, can you use H1 to work if you didnt use it to enter at port of entry? can you please explain your experience? thanks.


    Arnet




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  • cbpds
    11-12 05:31 PM
    why do we even need a bulletin in this case? sheer waste of time for even the folks publishing it,
    waste of gov resources, IT guy has to update, gov employee has to check, someone has to send out the release.

    Seems to me like its been decided by BO or HC .......go home everyone.

    Also says no change expected in the coming months.
    See bottom of the bulletin.
    :(

    :mad:
    F. VISA AVAILABILITY IN THE COMING MONTHS

    Employment-based: At this time it is unlikely that there will be any cut-off dates in the Employment First preference during the coming months. It also appears unlikely that it will be necessary to establish a cut-off date other than those already in effect for the Second preference category. Cut-off dates continue to apply to the China and India Second preference categories due to heavy demand.
    Based on current indications of demand, the best case scenarios for cut-off date movement each month during the coming months are as follows:

    Employment Second:

    China: none to two weeks

    India: no movement

    Employment Third:

    Worldwide: three to six weeks

    China: one to three weeks

    India: none to two week




    govindk
    10-24 09:07 PM
    I filed my application on July27th. I completed my FP on Oct 10th but haven't receive any news on EAD. My online status is still "Case received and Pending". It is mentioned on the USCIS website that the USCIS needs to provide EAD within 90 days of the filing as mandated by law [8 CFR 247a.13(d)].
    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=e7ee6a9fec745110VgnVCM1000004718190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=54519c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD

    When do USCIS start counting 90 days from? date of filing or date on which they acknowledge the case? The online status says that "On Aug 30th we recevied your case..." So in my case the 90 days counter starts from July27th or Aug 30th?




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